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Posted: July 7rd
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Posted: July 7rd
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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

did you cum up with that all on your own 

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

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Posted: July 7nd
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mtv:

nominee 3 of 6
like or reblog this post to vote harry potter for best fandom forever!
scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!
Posted: July 7nd
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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there is a law against educating dogs in Connecticut

Dogs

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Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

simply-esque:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stabbed my hand at when I 9

this one time I tried to do a flip on a tricycle 

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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Posted: July 7nd
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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years
Posted: July 7st
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"There was a lot of running. I don’t like running. I don’t understand why people run."
Matt Lewis on filming Deathly Hallows (via remusjohnmoonylupin)

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