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If anyone asks, I'm outside standing. I'm outstanding.

Posted: September 9st
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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

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kekoa-ok:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

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Posted: August 8st
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cumgirl1:


that pelvic thrust is so vicious

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

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unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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Posted: August 8th
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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Didn’t really work for me…
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

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Posted: August 8th
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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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quarrterquels:

y’all, that wasn’t an award show

that was a beyoncé concert

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