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If anyone asks, I'm outside standing. I'm outstanding.

Posted: August 8th
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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Didn’t really work for me…
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

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Posted: August 8th
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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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quarrterquels:

y’all, that wasn’t an award show

that was a beyoncé concert

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violentlatina:

im alllowed to ignore u but the second u ignore me ur a fuckin prick and i hate u

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gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

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Posted: August 8th
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whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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